Today's experiment: Non-Violent Enemy Interaction
Do enemies really need to be brutally defeated, or can a gentle poke simply mean: "Hey, I see you. You matter. Thanks for existing."
Subject responded by immediately breaking into a joyful dance.
Reward: +10 ARP
Conclusion: Experiment successful. Violence remains scientifically unnecessary until further notice. 👽🔬
Sometimes all your enemies need is a little acknowledgement. 🖱️❤️