Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

After my mouse quickly lost control of my Bounce board yesterday 😳, this reverse Asteroids game helped make up for it. 😁

Either the Help menu pop-up is missing or I failed to find it, but I think the gameplay was the best of the new minigames this week (so far). 🕹️

Fruit Punch Samurai

Help|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Is that a bug with the 🇸 key doing nothing when playing the Classic Snake game?

Switched over to the arrow keys, but the screen kept going up and down. 😵‍💫

For comparison, here is the previous Snake King 🐍 game when Cataboom was contracted to handle the Arena games:

https://secure.cataboom.com/game/all-days-us-awa-snake-game/6931ef65-2ed2-4d1a-a52d-0f1fe111a36a/index.html

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

OCD kicking in while watching the Battle Pass store closing countdown and still have remaining tokens.

😫

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

After the games quickly disappeared from the store, are you still certain there is no actual "battle" in a Battle Pass?

🥊🛒

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Did you notice the "BP" in today's Daily Quest?! 😲

BP = Battle Pass

They made us think we are getting an extra 300 ARP from the Battle Pass, but it was all a setup!

Now, they have an excuse to nerf ARP in other areas!

😱

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

BE MORE ALIEN

A crummy commercial?!

Fruit Punch Samurai

Help|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

BUG 🪳 REPORT for Battle Pass Season Zero Beta

AWA said they plugged the big spill after the season began, but my ARP logs indicate they may have used a bad cork.

After their repair for the board undercounting ARP, the Battle Pass has shorted progress a few more times (but in lower amounts):

Pre-repair

8/3 | -148

Post-repair

8/7 | -1
8/8 | -1
8/9 | -5
8/11 | -1

12-Day TOTAL 🧮

ARP Log: 1,275 ARP
BP Progress: 1,119 ARP

Fruit Punch Samurai

Help|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

⚠️ Bad news, folks.

The Watch Twitch bugs 🪳 have invaded the latter half of the UTC day!

I started monitoring the Alienware widget again after noticing it was taking longer ⏲️ to earn my Twitch ARP this week, and discovered the fake error messages about the steamer being offline.

This means there is no longer a bug-free zone to let you earn Twitch ARP at the proper rate. 😢

Notes: Verified with 3 Hive (one using older panel extension) and 1 Nexus streamers.

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

First day of Battle Pass could have gone better, with 85% of my progress lost into the void. 😩

The good news is that the remaining 15% was just barely enough to unlock the first space on the board. 😃

Did you do better?

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh.

You know of what I speak, Arena members.

A great eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.

Fruit Punch Samurai

Help|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

BUG 🪳 REPORT for Quest: Watch a Video Stress Test

Both the X button and Close button for the RULES have no effect. Need to click/tap somewhere outside the pop-up to close it.

Attempted in AWA Android app and Firefox desktop browser.

Fruit Punch Samurai

Deals & Freebies|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

They added microfiber cleaning clothes to the Alienware gradient sticker bundle... 😑

Fruit Punch Samurai

Help|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Saw streamer Valkyrae in a marketing email with an Area-51 PC, and I recalled her becoming the Alienware Brand Ambassador a long time ago.

"Stay tuned.": https://alienwarearena.com/ucf/show/2175564/boards/alienware-pulse/News/valkyrae

However, when was the last time anyone saw her in the Watch Twitch list of the Control Center? 🤔

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

This glitch isn't helping with my dream of becoming an ARP whale. 😧

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Forget winning the Doub(l)elift sweepstakes.

Arena, let me just give you the $700 for those two Area-51 PCs! 😁

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

They came.

They spammed.

They grabbed up Aniimo.

They were never heard from again...

Fruit Punch Samurai

Help|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Were there 3 employees assigned to work on different parts of this sweepstakes page?

Maybe they could not agree on the prize.

🤔

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

You all were so busy celebrating the dueling Steam Events that you forgot new things on AWA come with unwanted surprises.

😨

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

WHAT HAPPENED with the Pragmata auction bidding?!? 😵

I thought you all agreed to bid the minimum 300 ARP, but my 301 ARP bid failed to win! 😡

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

So, we all cooperating today to bid only the minimum amount for Pragmata, right? 😗

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

It's been two years since the previous avatars update, but I would like to thank the Arena staff for finally curing my swollen head condition.

The problem disappeared like magic (along with the rest of my body).

👽🪄 🫥

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Imagine visiting the Arena site for the first time and seeing a bunch of people wanting to share their love.

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Déjà vu. 🤦

Fruit Punch Samurai

Artifacts|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

🚨 ATTENTION

Please disregard anything I did on April Fools' Day!

My account was possessed by 😈 THEM 😈, and I see now it was used to sow chaos. 😟

Let us have a moment of silence for all the innocent ARP lost in yesterday's tragedy. 😢

F

Fruit Punch Samurai

Artifacts|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

I figured out the secret to activating the new Braxtine Garden Set!

You need to combine the current April artifact with the past April artifact, so the Black Rose and THEM add up 500% - 25% = 475% BOOST to all ARP! 😲

Unfortunately, they will stop selling the Black Rose on April 3rd, so I think the set perks are temporary. 😔

After my mouse quickly lost control of my Bounce board yesterday 😳, this reverse Asteroids game helped make up for it. 😁

Either the Help menu pop-up is missing or I failed to find it, but I think the gameplay was the best of the new minigames this week (so far). 🕹️

Is that a bug with the 🇸 key doing nothing when playing the Classic Snake game?

Switched over to the arrow keys, but the screen kept going up and down. 😵‍💫

For comparison, here is the previous Snake King 🐍 game when Cataboom was contracted to handle the Arena games:

OCD kicking in while watching the Battle Pass store closing countdown and still have remaining tokens.

😫

After the games quickly disappeared from the store, are you still certain there is no actual "battle" in a Battle Pass?

🥊🛒

Did you notice the "BP" in today's Daily Quest?! 😲

BP = Battle Pass

They made us think we are getting an extra 300 ARP from the Battle Pass, but it was all a setup!

Now, they have an excuse to nerf ARP in other areas!

😱

BE MORE ALIEN

A crummy commercial?!

BUG 🪳 REPORT for Battle Pass Season Zero Beta

AWA said they plugged the big spill after the season began, but my ARP logs indicate they may have used a bad cork.

After their repair for the board undercounting ARP, the Battle Pass has shorted progress a few more times (but in lower amounts):

Pre-repair

Post-repair

12-Day TOTAL 🧮

⚠️ Bad news, folks.

The Watch Twitch bugs 🪳 have invaded the latter half of the UTC day!

I started monitoring the Alienware widget again after noticing it was taking longer ⏲️ to earn my Twitch ARP this week, and discovered the fake error messages about the steamer being offline.

This means there is no longer a bug-free zone to let you earn Twitch ARP at the proper rate. 😢

First day of Battle Pass could have gone better, with 85% of my progress lost into the void. 😩

The good news is that the remaining 15% was just barely enough to unlock the first space on the board. 😃

Did you do better?

His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh.

You know of what I speak, Arena members.

A great eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.

BUG 🪳 REPORT for Quest: Watch a Video Stress Test

Both the X button and Close button for the RULES have no effect. Need to click/tap somewhere outside the pop-up to close it.

Attempted in AWA Android app and Firefox desktop browser.

They added microfiber cleaning clothes to the Alienware gradient sticker bundle... 😑

Saw streamer Valkyrae in a marketing email with an Area-51 PC, and I recalled her becoming the Alienware Brand Ambassador a long time ago.

However, when was the last time anyone saw her in the Watch Twitch list of the Control Center? 🤔

This glitch isn't helping with my dream of becoming an ARP whale. 😧

Forget winning the Doub(l)elift sweepstakes.

Arena, let me just give you the $700 for those two Area-51 PCs! 😁

They came.

They spammed.

They grabbed up Aniimo.

They were never heard from again...

Were there 3 employees assigned to work on different parts of this sweepstakes page?

Maybe they could not agree on the prize.

🤔

You all were so busy celebrating the dueling Steam Events that you forgot new things on AWA come with unwanted surprises.

😨

WHAT HAPPENED with the Pragmata auction bidding?!? 😵

I thought you all agreed to bid the minimum 300 ARP, but my 301 ARP bid failed to win! 😡

So, we all cooperating today to bid only the minimum amount for Pragmata, right? 😗

It's been two years since the previous avatars update, but I would like to thank the Arena staff for finally curing my swollen head condition.

The problem disappeared like magic (along with the rest of my body).

👽🪄 🫥

Imagine visiting the Arena site for the first time and seeing a bunch of people wanting to share their love.

🚨 ATTENTION

Please disregard anything I did on April Fools' Day!

My account was possessed by 😈 THEM 😈, and I see now it was used to sow chaos. 😟

Let us have a moment of silence for all the innocent ARP lost in yesterday's tragedy. 😢

F

I figured out the secret to activating the new Braxtine Garden Set!

You need to combine the current April artifact with the past April artifact, so the Black Rose and THEM add up 500% - 25% = 475% BOOST to all ARP! 😲

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